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Actual Label Instructions

On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a box of Dial Soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Schwann's frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: May cause drowsiness

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: Keep out of children

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for other use.

On Sainbury's peanuts: Warning: Contains Nuts

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

 

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